They Rhyme what more do you want
Daft poems, silly poems, funny poems! Here we be!
Sunday, December 23, 2012
Fa la la la... crap that's just wrong!
Deck the halls with bowels of Holly,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!
Happy, psychotic and so jolly,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!
Wearing now our butchers apparel,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!
Meet your killer, twitchy Harold
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!
The blazing pyromaniac before us,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!
As screams and yells shriek out in chorus.
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!
Dogs with rabies in good measure,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!
Foaming madness for your pleasure,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!
Vampires in an abandoned lot,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!
Cannibles? For sure we’ve got,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!
Psyic loons and girls in blood
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!
Horror, fear and skulls in mud
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!
Slay we joyous, cut your face,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!
In the dark over at your place
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!!!!
SCARY CHRISTMAS!!!
-Jo Hudson
Thursday, November 15, 2012
HAMSTA'S PARADISE - 16 November 2012
As I run in my wheel in my teeny, tiny cage
I take a look at my life, my one hamster rampage
Cause I’ve been running and pooping so long
That even my owner thinks that my mind is gone
But I aint never bit a person that didn’t deserve it
Me, be a cuddly pet, now that’s unheard of
You better watch your fingers, in this here story
Cause I’m a kung foo master, in the biting category
You want sleep, that ain’t part of the deal
See me rollin all hours in my squeaky hamster wheel
I m the kind pet, every critter wants to be like
On my paws, on all fours, ready for a snack like!
Been spending all my life living in the Hamsta's Paradise
Been spending all my life living in the Hamsta's Paradise
Keep spending all my life living in the Hamsta's Paradise
Keep spending all my life living in the Hamsta's Paradise
This here is the situation, they got me facin'
This here hamster food, it’ ain’t so bad tastin’
I’m part of the chewing, crunching team
And nibbling your underwear, is part o my dreams
I'm a sunflower eating fool with nuts on my mind
Got a treat in my paws and a gleam in my eye
I’m a tunneling, little food bowl kinda banger
And my teeth are sharp, so don't arouse my anger, fool
I live for 3 years, and then I pass away
Till then you get my glory, what can I say?
I'm hungry now, always will I be looking for more
I never ain’t hungry of that you can be sure!
Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That the worlds better, when you’re a hammie?
Been spending all my life living in the Hamsta's Paradise
Been spending all my life living in the Hamsta's Paradise
Keep spending all my life living in the Hamsta's Paradise
Keep spending all my life living in the Hamsta's Paradise
Power and the money, I prefer sun flower
Running in my wheel, hour after hour
Watchin’ me runnin, but half the time I ain't lookin
Now get into the kitchen, and make me something cookin
They say I should learn trick, but nobody's gonna teach me,
If they’re scared of a nibble, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't; I guess they won't
I guess they try; that's why I know they just don’t, fool!
Been spending all my life living in the Hamsta's Paradise
Been spending all my life living in the Hamsta's Paradise
Keep spending all my life living in the Hamsta's Paradise
Keep spending all my life living in the Hamsta's Paradise
Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That the worlds better, when you’re a hammie?
Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That the worlds better, when you’re a hammie?
Jo Hudson
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
The Wild Bunnies
Dashing and darting,
Much carroty farting,
Twitchy and itchy,
No lettuce to share!
All through the grasses,
Bounding bunny arses,
Bouncing along,
As their pong fills the air!
Wild Bunnies!!
Bouncing here and there and everywhere!
High adventure with a fluffy hare!
They are the wild bunnies!
Like magic and mystery,
You’re veggies are history,
Munching your lawns,
While you sweat and hoe.
You’re garden is growing,
They take joy in knowing,
They'll steal what they feel,
From all that you grow!
Wild Bunnies!!
Bouncing here and there and everywhere!
High adventure with a fluffy hare!
They are the wild bunnies!
They are the wild bunnies!!
- Jovvi Hudson
Monday, May 28, 2012
Food Mood
It requires something yummy!
Something sugary and sweet,
Something tasty for me to eat,
Something gooey for me to chew,
With no nutritional value,
Kill the vitamins, bring on the fat,
Make mine a double serving of that!
Something wicked or deep fried,
Sugar coating not denied,
Something layered, something oozy,
Something to leave me full and snoozy,
Something succulent with grease,
Oh yes please another piece!
Heck something crunchy or extra salty,
Savoury is never faulty!
So I reach for my lunch tin,
Peek in,
Lose grin.
Tomato sandwich on rye,
Salad and apple, why oh why?
Oh yes I must eat for my heart,
Because I don’t like the sudden death part,
Healthy food, so nutritious,
High on good, low on delicious,
My my,
Sigh.
Healthy people don’t live longer, I say
It just drags on and feels that way!
Thursday, January 19, 2012
Second thoughts
He planned to jump, no more work, this is it!
But then he wondered, why don’t I just quit?
Sadly he was slow,
Shoulda thought that a sec ago
And down he fell yelling, “Oh shiiiiiiiiii….!!!”




