If you were a hunchback, I’d be your limp,
If you were a crack whore, I’d be your pimp,
If you were into BDSM, I’d be your gimp.
If you were a junkie, I’d be your dope,
If you were a choir boy, I’d be your pope,
If you were an emo, I’d be your rope.
If you were a street kid, I’d be your sniffing glue,
If you were homeless, I’d be your shoe,
If you were a mean drunk, I’d be one too.
If you were a warlord, I’d be your thug,
If you were a tripper, I’d be your drug,
If you didn’t care, I’d be your shrug.
If you were a politician, I’d be your corruption,
If you were to stutter, I’d be your interruption,
If were a teen, I’d be your biggest eruption.
If you were a cheater, I’d be your STD,
You “loved” animals, I’d be your flea,
If you were a necro, I’d be your on-ice-body.
If you were retarded, I’d be your damaged front lobe,
If you were a hippie, I’d be your light strobe,
If you were an alien, I’d be your anal probe.
But you are none of these things, you are just you,
So I’ll be just me, and I hope that will do,
And so, like, I guess, yeah, I love you.
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