As I run in my wheel in my teeny, tiny cage
I take a look at my life, my one hamster rampage
Cause I’ve been running and pooping so long
That even my owner thinks that my mind is gone
But I aint never bit a person that didn’t deserve it
Me, be a cuddly pet, now that’s unheard of
You better watch your fingers, in this here story
Cause I’m a kung foo master, in the biting category
You want sleep, that ain’t part of the deal
See me rollin all hours in my squeaky hamster wheel
I m the kind pet, every critter wants to be like
On my paws, on all fours, ready for a snack like!
Been spending all my life living in the Hamsta's Paradise
Been spending all my life living in the Hamsta's Paradise
Keep spending all my life living in the Hamsta's Paradise
Keep spending all my life living in the Hamsta's Paradise
This here is the situation, they got me facin'
This here hamster food, it’ ain’t so bad tastin’
I’m part of the chewing, crunching team
And nibbling your underwear, is part o my dreams
I'm a sunflower eating fool with nuts on my mind
Got a treat in my paws and a gleam in my eye
I’m a tunneling, little food bowl kinda banger
And my teeth are sharp, so don't arouse my anger, fool
I live for 3 years, and then I pass away
Till then you get my glory, what can I say?
I'm hungry now, always will I be looking for more
I never ain’t hungry of that you can be sure!
Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That the worlds better, when you’re a hammie?
Been spending all my life living in the Hamsta's Paradise
Been spending all my life living in the Hamsta's Paradise
Keep spending all my life living in the Hamsta's Paradise
Keep spending all my life living in the Hamsta's Paradise
Power and the money, I prefer sun flower
Running in my wheel, hour after hour
Watchin’ me runnin, but half the time I ain't lookin
Now get into the kitchen, and make me something cookin
They say I should learn trick, but nobody's gonna teach me,
If they’re scared of a nibble, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't; I guess they won't
I guess they try; that's why I know they just don’t, fool!
Been spending all my life living in the Hamsta's Paradise
Been spending all my life living in the Hamsta's Paradise
Keep spending all my life living in the Hamsta's Paradise
Keep spending all my life living in the Hamsta's Paradise
Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That the worlds better, when you’re a hammie?
Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That the worlds better, when you’re a hammie?
Jo Hudson
