Monday, May 10, 2010

Ode to the Crazy Cat Lover

The hair you have is really thick,
My how it has grown!
Pity that it’s on your shirt,
And none of it’s your own.

Your kitchen smells like tuna,
of kibble and of hake,
If there are any human smells,
It’s purely by mistake.

You wander through the halls,
with cats in every room,
You’re cold and you’re tired,
Hope they’ll let you in soon.

Cat toys are everywhere,
Furniture clawed to trash
And kitties in the cupboards
Next to the catnip stash

There aren’t many stray cats
because your search net is so wide,
and when there is you abduct them
and add them to your pride.

You keep their photos in your wallet
cellphone, desk and net profile too
you send them off to everyone
because of course, they’ll love them too!

You're family thinks you’re cookoo
Your friends know it’s true
But you never worry
Cause your cats understand you!!

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