My brain don’t work that way,
Most anything where you need to think,
My brain don’t work, okay?
I have no skills or personality,
No realistic ambition or sense,
I’m stupider then stupid,
Even Gravity’s less dense!
I defy the laws of chance that say,
That you should sometimes be right,
I think I was asleep the day,
The Maker gave out bright!
I pay others to think for me,
Here’s hoping that they do,
I’d be better off as a pot plant,
Or shot and turned to glue!
Yet you know the other candidates,
And what they’ll put you through,
So Vote for me as President,
I’m still the best that you can do!
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